tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6749261477617824577.post3428844425629395660..comments2023-10-21T12:16:05.528-04:00Comments on THIRD BASE OR BUST: Numbers Don't Lie: The World Series ForetoldJennihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09242654692445858662noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6749261477617824577.post-84462457867477900242009-04-14T15:24:00.000-04:002009-04-14T15:24:00.000-04:00RYAN BRAUN IS HOT. That's one thing I won't conte...RYAN BRAUN IS HOT. That's one thing I won't contest.Jennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09242654692445858662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6749261477617824577.post-24250525225488617392009-04-14T15:13:00.000-04:002009-04-14T15:13:00.000-04:00thank you, jenni, for providing an image of a part...thank you, jenni, for providing an image of a particularly whorish looking girl who is clearly proposing to J.J. Hardy, thus proving my point. he attracts all kinds.<br /><br />i was going to look for pictures as a counter-argument, but got distracted by ryan braun. <br /><br />http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/images/players/action/ph_429666.jpgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6749261477617824577.post-19354848345595536572009-04-09T15:54:00.000-04:002009-04-09T15:54:00.000-04:00This guy?!http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/202902...This guy?!<BR/><BR/>http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/202902324_da0c803381_o.jpgJennihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09242654692445858662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6749261477617824577.post-128663508285623042009-04-09T11:27:00.000-04:002009-04-09T11:27:00.000-04:00two things and a warning about a third:1. my boys...two things and a warning about a third:<BR/><BR/>1. my boys (the brewers, of course) would never be taken by the dodgers in a beauty contest. i will defend this statement below.<BR/><BR/>2. I'm all for making your own rules, but want to point out that the dodgers can't play the giants in round one of the nlds. they're both in the nl west, and even though you rank the dodgers #1 in the nl (fallacy!) and the giants take the wild card, because they're in the same division, the dodgers would play the mets and the brew crew would kick the collective giants' ass. (you make the same mistake in the first round of the alds, but who the f cares about the american league? losers, all of them!)<BR/><BR/>back to #1 - <BR/>you're totally correct about mat gamel, ryan braun, and prince fielder being really, really attractive. i see no numerical rankings for them, so i'm not sure if you've given them enough credit... so my argument that the dodgers are uglier than the brewers actually rests on the lack of mention of one player, best known as J.J. "i look more like a movie star than a baseball player" Hardy. i have witnessed multiple women proposing to him - grown married women as well as young girls. the first time i saw him in person i almost fainted. and he's not my type - at all. but you cannot deny the aura of attractiveness that radiates from his perfect features! i don't know where you got your pictures, but that boy is in an attractiveness league of his own.<BR/><BR/>you obviously cannot have assessed him correctly, as he is more attractive than mat gamel, prince fielder, and ryan braun combined!! if he was only given the ranking he deserves, i'm certain that the brewers would get the edge on the dodgers.<BR/><BR/>i won't even start on dave bush's mustache, except to share something MBC once said - "if george w. bush had a mustache as great as dave bush's mustache, he wouldn't be a half bad president."<BR/><BR/>warning about a third thing: all of my baseball crushes are based on body types and style, which you're clearly overlooking, and you're especially overlooking derek jeter's number one flaw: tapered pants. he might not be half bad, if it wasn't for those ugly pants.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com