Luckily, I love Ichiro and am perfectly fine with this bizarre rupture from The Way Things Were. Cole, just please don't go to the Rangers and I'll survive.
Where will Ichiro live in New York? Or will he move to NEW JERSEY?
Showing posts with label the universe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the universe. Show all posts
Monday, July 23, 2012
Ichiro Laserbeam New York New York
I was hoping that Mercury being in retrograde would cause a cosmic malfunction that would send Cole Hamels to the Yankees. Because the universe doesn't exist to please me, this happened instead:
Luckily, I love Ichiro and am perfectly fine with this bizarre rupture from The Way Things Were. Cole, just please don't go to the Rangers and I'll survive.
Where will Ichiro live in New York? Or will he move to NEW JERSEY?
Luckily, I love Ichiro and am perfectly fine with this bizarre rupture from The Way Things Were. Cole, just please don't go to the Rangers and I'll survive.
Where will Ichiro live in New York? Or will he move to NEW JERSEY?
Monday, October 17, 2011
Goodbye Tigers (by Jenni)*
I rationally know that I have no impact on the outcomes of Major League baseball games (this despite the emotional toll that Major League baseball outcomes regularly extract from me). That said, I can’t help but feel that some force in the universe has been punishing me for my postseason choices. I wanted the Yankees to win and they didn’t. I wanted the Phillies to win and they didn’t. I wanted the Diamondbacks to lose and they did, but that can be irrefutably attributed to the fact that they persist in wearing those awful uniforms and had nothing to do with me. I wanted the Tigers to win and they didn’t. I wanted the Brewers to win and…guess what…THEY LOST.
I watched Game 5 of the Tigers-Rangers series on our home television. To give you an idea of how old this television is, let me state that it belonged to Phil before he got the flat screen television that he eventually replaced with his current flat screen 3-D television. So, it’s old and our service is bad. Watching sports at my house can be an ordeal. Someone hits a baseball and its trajectory through the ballpark is abruptly replaced by a blue screen. Eli Manning throws a pass and the interception gets all pixelated. ( I hate it when I don’t get a clear view of his “OH MAN” face.) Watching sports at my house can also be surreal, especially during slow motion replays, highlight montages and other times when your brain isn’t trying to process information in real-time. Check out these images of FOX’s post-game programming:
Miguel Cabrera's interview...the bottom image reminds me of ninth-grade English class.
Justin Verlander reacting to Nelson Cruz's home run (1 + 2), then performing a victory dance (3).
The Tigers hit a single, a double, a triple and a home run in order in the sixth inning. The Detroit radio announcers referred to this as a "natural cycle." Amazing, right? I was rooting for this team and now they're gone. It doesn't matter if you can hit for a natural cycle. The universe will still make you lose to the Texas Rangers and no one will understand why.
Bye Tigers.**
*I hope that Kei will write a second Tigers post, which is why I'm signing this one as Jenni.
**I got this reprimand via text message last night:
I watched Game 5 of the Tigers-Rangers series on our home television. To give you an idea of how old this television is, let me state that it belonged to Phil before he got the flat screen television that he eventually replaced with his current flat screen 3-D television. So, it’s old and our service is bad. Watching sports at my house can be an ordeal. Someone hits a baseball and its trajectory through the ballpark is abruptly replaced by a blue screen. Eli Manning throws a pass and the interception gets all pixelated. ( I hate it when I don’t get a clear view of his “OH MAN” face.) Watching sports at my house can also be surreal, especially during slow motion replays, highlight montages and other times when your brain isn’t trying to process information in real-time. Check out these images of FOX’s post-game programming:
Miguel Cabrera's interview...the bottom image reminds me of ninth-grade English class.
Justin Verlander reacting to Nelson Cruz's home run (1 + 2), then performing a victory dance (3).
The Tigers hit a single, a double, a triple and a home run in order in the sixth inning. The Detroit radio announcers referred to this as a "natural cycle." Amazing, right? I was rooting for this team and now they're gone. It doesn't matter if you can hit for a natural cycle. The universe will still make you lose to the Texas Rangers and no one will understand why.Bye Tigers.**
*I hope that Kei will write a second Tigers post, which is why I'm signing this one as Jenni.
**I got this reprimand via text message last night:
Dont be a bitter baseball fan that likes the Yankees! It's unbecomingA correction in attitude and related blog post is in the works. While we're still being real, though, I HATE the Rangers and...for reasons I don't understand...I HATE the Cardinals too.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Celestial Stars
Allen & Ginter made astrology cards for their 2010 baseball series. This Jeter card costs $60 on eBay!
You can bid on this set of minis for $379.99 or buy it now for $439.99. Alternatively, you could read and re-read and re-re-read this post about Barry Zito on the outdated but official MLB Astrology blog. Is the MLB looking for a new astrologer? If so, I could be a couple of online courses away from a career change....
You can bid on this set of minis for $379.99 or buy it now for $439.99. Alternatively, you could read and re-read and re-re-read this post about Barry Zito on the outdated but official MLB Astrology blog. Is the MLB looking for a new astrologer? If so, I could be a couple of online courses away from a career change....
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