^It's a personal item and should increase his fantasy value, or negate the impact that his strained oblique has on his fantasy value. I mean, no other baseball player has an AK-47 floating around, with which delinquents and such can claim to have killed people! (Just kidding. Mordecai has both Longoria and Wright in a league and Mat Latos is his best pitcher. No one will trade him a good pitcher for Longoria, so I tried to hype him up this way, but it has failed.)
Please comment on Evan Longoria's AK-47, which was stolen recently. Love, Rachel.
ReplyDelete^It's a personal item and should increase his fantasy value, or negate the impact that his strained oblique has on his fantasy value. I mean, no other baseball player has an AK-47 floating around, with which delinquents and such can claim to have killed people! (Just kidding. Mordecai has both Longoria and Wright in a league and Mat Latos is his best pitcher. No one will trade him a good pitcher for Longoria, so I tried to hype him up this way, but it has failed.)
ReplyDelete"When asked about the weapon by news reporters, Longoria referred to it as a 'personal item' and refused further comment on it."
ReplyDeleteNow let's talk about their iPads.