Things I Realized While Watching the World Series

I realized some things while I was watching the first game of the World Series last night. For example, I realized that I love Michael Young because Michael Young is the Derek Jeter of Texas, and that Chris Carpenter doesn't have to fully button his jersey because he's the only good pitcher left in all of baseball. Most notably, though, I realized that my friend Sam Hockley-Smith plays for the St. Louis Cardinals:


You may know Sam from his day job where, like Clark Kent, he wears glasses and writes about stuff:

Sam, is Albert Pujols really a robot? Also, are you going to win the World Series?