Matt Kemp is in a class of his own when it comes to defining baseball celebrity. Is there any other actually glamorous Major Leaguer? But this photo goes too far. You're announcing a new deal with the Dodgers, not accepting an Oscar!
Okay fine, I'd probably really like this picture if it had been taken from a different angle. Because this...I have no problems with this.
SMILE, YOU'RE FAMOUS. Congratulations!