Here are some things I noticed while scrolling through the Yahoo! Sports MLB Photo Gallery:
Successfully pitching his first complete game of the season did not change Roy Halladay's perpetually dour expression. The above photo made me think of this, for some reason:
It's
Saint Sebastian! The patron saint of "soldiers, plagues, arrows, athletes/athletics/sports." I googled "patron saint of baseball" and this is what happened:
Thanks dude. Since we're on the subject of religion:
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I love thinking about what the Connecticut basketball player to A-Rod's right is texting in this photo. Doesn't A-Rod look like he's made out of plastic?
And finally, I swear that Derek Jeter is wearing bigger pants than normal:
See?
I did a few image searches for "Derek Jeter big pants" and "Derek Jeter tight pants" and "Is Derek Jeter wearing bigger pants than usual?" Which lead to this:
The internet...who knows why anything is the way it is. More Derek Jeter pants updates to follow.
Emerging ace Clayton Kershaw struck out seven batters and wore very large pants. Matt Kemp hit a walk-off home run in the 12th inning. I think he has the right idea with the high socks. Is this shade of powder blue the universal signifier of PAJAMAS? I remember the Blue Jays doing something like this once, to pretty much the same effect.
In case you've forgotten, this is what the Dodgers usually look like:
And what they did look like when they were in Brooklyn (courtesy of this cool fan blog):
Now, I too must brush my teeth and leave Brooklyn.
