Twinkies Win to Die Another Day

Kei's exposition on the evil Twinkies had me hoping for a Tigers victory last night.  Alas, after 12 pulse-accelerating innings, Minnesota got one last win for the Metrodome and fully extinguished Detroit's postseason fire. Hey Twins, laugh it up whilst you can...

Carlos Gomez jumping triumphantly; Justin Morneau drowning in victory

...because you're gonna get yours in the ALDS. I mean, at least we hope you will.

(NOBODY JINX THIS)