Not Done Yet

Surprisingly, neither of the teams pictured below has been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. Moreover, Juan Uribe (shown jumping) is doing wonders as my new Fantasy third baseman.

"I'm not a billion years old, just 30."

Also not done are the Yankees, who have yet to clinch the Eastern Division. We are, however, guaranteed to be playing somewhere in October. Congratulations, team! Congratulations, Derek on the 8,00,000 records you've broken this month!

I just broke the record for being the coolest person in the universe.

Anyway, for all of you unlucky enough to like crappy teams, here's a sad Charlie Brown comic strip to make you even more depressed. Happy weekend, everyone!