Tuesday, June 21, 2011

You Wanted More Information About Cole Hamels, Right?

People keep contributing to the internet's treasure trove of Cole Hamels knowledge. There aren't any colorful anecdotes in this in this article, but there are some baseball statistics and these sentences that validate my season-long claim that Hamels is an ace:
"This is a pitcher who has improved his arsenal to take the step to the next level. He is a true fantasy ace." -Tristan H. Cockcroft, professional sports writer

This old, unflattering picture accompanies the article on ESPN.com's Fantasy Baseball homepage. Although I do like these white uniforms and blue hats a lot, ESPN.com's Fantasy Baseball art director should feel free to call or email me if he or she needs access to an archive of more attractive Cole photos. Or if he or she needs a summer intern. It's officially summer and I know how to use a fax machine.

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