Sometimes I have ideas that involve trying things that I've never tried before. Today, my idea was to watch to guided imagery meditation YouTube videos while simultaneously listening to the end of the Yankees-Blue Jays game on the radio. This was not a good idea. The music made me visualize hypnotic raccoon faces leering at me from the Darkness of My Unknown Mind. This felt bad, but instead of turning it off, I stopped focusing on my Inner Thoughts and made this picture:
While I was Photoshopping DJ, he hit a home run and tied the game at 7-7 in the ninth inning. Why did THAT happen? The music makes me feel like I'm drowning in an ocean of ice cold red Gatorade. The music makes me feel like animals can talk. The music makes the place between my eyeballs hurt. One million, eight hundred and one thousand and thirty nine (1,801,039) people watched this video before I did. One million, eight hundred and one thousand and thirty nine people have been subconsciously effecting the outcomes of Yankee games since this video was uploaded in September 2011. Please do not listen to this music if your secret brain hates the Yankees.
I guess I should be happy that I've used a free internet resource to unleash my psychokinetic sports powers, but I don't feel very good. I will probably have awful dreams tonight and the Yankees still haven't won the game.