Joe alerted me to these photos (I think he described them as "very pleasing"). His eyebrows are AMAZING! I mean, all the hair on his head and face is amazing, but baseball players who get their eyebrows done never cease to amaze me. He had two doubles in this game; maybe he just needed some media attention, like closeups with the media and Yahoo! Gallery attention.Also, Papi looks like our landlord. If you saw Big Bruce, you'd know what I mean. I don't have any pictures though, so you'll all just have to take my word for it.