New Grady Sizemore Photograph Finally Taken

The Getty photographers have begrudgingly broken their ban on creating and distributing images of Grady Sizemore. Here he is rounding the bases after a solo home run in the first inning of yesterday's Mariners-Indians game.


That face says so much. Friends, if you've ever had high expectations shattered or long-held hopes continually deferred, the face of perma-slumping, first-round fantasy draft pick Grady Sizemore should hold symbolic resonance. If someone hadn't swiped my copy of "Mythologies," I'd end with a snippet of pervy French philosophy, but alas, we'll have to do without this Monday morning.

DO BETTER THIS WEEK, GRADY. GET MORE HITS. MAKE MORE PICTURES.