It's Unanimous

"Just spoke to Jason Giambi, who raved about the Rockies and said he wants to play in 2010. I couldn't stop staring at his ugly mustache."

 @JackCurry1 4:18 PM Oct 6th from web

Just as Jason Giambi's face is an ever-evolving landscape of eternal horror, so is the baseball twitterverse a galaxy of tiny, joy-inducing gems.