I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves [Pie] / Lies I May Have Told

Monday again? Oh dear. To soften the blow, here's something to enjoy with your mid-morning coffee....




In other news, A-Rod is out for the next two months due to hip-cyst-surgery. See you in Hell May, Alex! Who will be playing third-base for the NYY in the meantime? Possibly, Cody Ransom. This weekend, I mistakenly claimed that Ransom can jump over 13 feet straight in the air. I have NO IDEA why I said that! He can, however, clear 60 inches, which is, like, 5 feet. See?