I forgot how much I irrationally hate Curt Schilling until I saw that he announced that he was
quitting baseball yesterday.
Curt Schilling, one of the finest and most clutch pitchers of his generation, announced his retirement Monday morning with his laptop. [emphasis added]
I'm sure part of my hatred is Schilling's
outspoken political beliefs, but the truth is it goes much deeper than that. I hate his face, his bloody sock, and even reading about his retirement fills me with anxiety. I don't give a shit whether or not Curt Schilling is
hall of fame material, but I kind of hope he isn't. So good riddance Curt Schilling, here's a couple ugly pictures of your face.
"Campaigning with John McCain this weekend, Curt Schilling compared the big-spending Barack Obama team to the Yankees and reportedly said the Democratic Presidential candidate was more like Derek Jeter than Alex Rodriguez."
ReplyDeleteSaying that someone is more Derek Jeter than A-Rod is the best Yankees compliment you could give him or her. If he wanted to imply that Obama is only "kind of good and not terrible," he should have said that he's more Brett Gardner than Alex Rodriguez, because, like, who the f' is Brett Gardner (besides the great bench hope of my Fantasy 2009 team)?