Showing posts with label Ugly/Sexy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ugly/Sexy. Show all posts

Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Cuban Missile Continued

Earlier this week, I came across this schedule at Elite as I was leaving, Topps 2009 jumbo pack in hand. I didn't even notice the cover picture until last night when walking out of Target, again with various Topps 2009 packs in hand.

There's been discussion of how Alexei is lizard-ly, chipmunk-ly, cute, or not-cute, but it's becoming clear that Alexei is just plain EPIC. Given all these crazy photos of him out there, my conclusion thus far is that he transcends "photogenic"!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

old timers

I remembered a while ago seeing a link to a collection of portraits of baseball stars made around the turn of the century, many of which were used as models for early trading cards. Via (the now defunct?) Information Basement, here's the photos.


click for a larger image. For the original search, which allows you to get much larger individual photos, click here.

Looking through the photos I can't help but think that everyone single one of these players could kick the shit out of any current major league player. Look at the expressions - It's like they were told to look tough. Also, on the whole, with one or two exceptions they are all extremely unattractive. I can imagine for some folks a couple may fall into that "ugly/sexy" category, but not many.

Now it's possible that one hundred years ago the median level of attractiveness was substantially lower, but I kind of doubt it. Not to really pick on dead people, but look at "Grant" from Philadelphia.


Maybe it's just the lens or the angle of the photo, but he looks like a freak of nature. It also appears that a teammate may be making fun of him behind his back. Probably because of his ears or that dumb look on his face.

In addition to Matthewson (the lone smiler) the other attractive exception has got to be Orval Overall (what a name!) from the Chicago Cubs.


Here's his portrait next to his trading card. To be honest I don't think the illustration even does him justice - he looks like a real life Paul Newman in the photo. But he also looks tough as shit. I may start telling people that he was my great-grandfather.



Friday, February 6, 2009

Lackey, John

The other day when I was looking for photos of Vlad on the Angel's website, I stumbled across a couple pix of starting pitcher John Lackey. My first thought was good god, he is going to drag his whole team down in the upcoming divisional rankings...


But I've been letting it mull around for a couple days and I think I've come around. Maybe not when judged in a traditional Grady metric, but there is just something about that oafish like presence that I can't help but like.