I hate him. I just hate him. Why does his face look so pink? Why does he sound like a woman?
If the Yankees don't win the World Series this year, they should throw A-Rod into a volcano as a sacrifice to the Fiery Gods of Sport. He is evil. He looks evil. He makes me crazy.
"I MUST HAVE THAT [CHAMPIONSHIP] RING OF POWER!!!"
If it's true that A-Rod is being directed by Madonna's manager now, and not that toad-faced goon Scott Boras, why wasn't he wearing an appropriate amount of facial toner last night? I also did not like his sweater. UGH (until he brings us that ring) THERE IS JUST NOTHING GOOD ABOUT A-ROD.
I can't calm down enough to write a cogent recap of yesterday's activity, but there was some talk of fat people and also a funny hot dog story.
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